Back in Blighty, the first thing I did was catch up with my Liverpool family and friends who I hadn’t seen in far too long. Oh yeah, I also had a pint YAY!
I can’t quite believe I’ve lived off-grid on a tropical island for over a year. Not only that, I’d be heading back there very soon for another 12 months at the very least. But first, I would be joined by Jinja alumni Anna and Anna for a simply delightful little spot of Glastonburying, darling.
Now every year, I make my own flag to take with us. Since Kayne West would be playing on the Saturday night, I decided to make a nice colourful “GAY FISH” flag to wave about in the crowd for shit n’ giggles.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Wait, what?” Let me explain. Well, no, let’s let South Park explain:
So then. Anna picked me up in her swanky new-old camper van and of we jolly well popped to Worthy Farm in Somerset for a long weekend of drunken debauchery, crystal meditation, stone circles and bangin’ tunes. See if you can spot Kim Kardashian’s giant arse.